I was slowly turning into a pineapple
My skin especially on my legs and around my pubic area
Was getting rather rough
My GP recommended plenty of showers
I was in the shower when you rang me
From the railway station
You wanted to tell me that Venus was exceptionally bright
But the frost was hard
And not suitable for tropical fruits
I missed your call as I was covered in vinegar soap
And regretted it immediately
I stepped carefully from the bath
Very cautious in my actions
As I knew that pineapples bruised quite easily
I picked up my phone and wrapped it in a yellow and green towel
But this was a false precaution
As I dropped the device into my bath
The impact triggered a return call
Which you did not answer
As your train had arrived