My name is Andy Day
I am a teacher and I live in Guildford
My girlfriends name is Mary
But she has always been called Eternity
Because she takes so long to do anything
If she starts cooking dinner at seven
It is likely that we will not eat until eleven
And when she bathes
The bathwater
Reduces its temperature
Long before her leave
Last week
Mary ran a marathon
I am still awaiting her return