A Break of Mermaids
a break of mermaids
posed for a Victorian artist
they had been paid well
and had been entered into a draw
the first prize being
a trip to the pyramids
Exit Snow
said the directions
but he stayed on stage
and sang in a falsetto manner
to an appreciative audience
before the curtain descended
Edinburgh Musical Grave
his was the only grave
in the cemetery
where one could hear live music
jazz on mondays and wednesdays
opera on thursdays and fridays
and choral music at the weekend
on tuesdays he rested
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In Surbiton
It is the tradition
To steal apples
From your neighbours trees
And cook them
Into a pie
For their enjoyment
This does not happen
In Kingston
It is the tradition
To steal apples
From your neighbours trees
And cook them
Into a pie
For their enjoyment
This does not happen
In Surbiton