In the dream I had been employed
To take a naked census of vehicles
Using the southern motorways
I thought this to be a poor idea
As I considered that it would cause accidents
But then I found myself naked in a field
With two men and two women
A sixth person whose gender
I could not determine was sitting in a wheelchair
On a motorway bridge some distance away
I had been invited to the plateau
But had declined as my dream comrades
Had not been invited
I have never kissed Voltaire
I said as I was handed a calculator
By a passing bee q bee
We were positioned by a slip road
And were male female male female
My census partner came from the east of the country
And spoke quietly almost disguising her rural accent
We were hooted by a number of lorries and vans
But that was all as most considered it to be a poor publicity stunt
Instead of a naked census of traffic using the new motorways
I had previously landed a flying saucer on the hard shoulder
Which I thought would interest the drivers more than our nudity
The proved to be a masterstroke as it attracted much attention
And we were able to hide behind a large coca cola hoarding
Where we continued to count the vehicles passing in both directions
DP