How many bricks do you think constitute the average house
I have no idea
23
No
If it was an average two bedroom house then you would need around 8300 bricks
Why are telling me this
Because your house listens to you every minute of every day
What happens if I am not there
Then it listens to the sounds that surround you
Houses can not hear you
But bricks can
Come again
In the average house one brick will be listening to you
It will record your life
The technology has been here for quite a while
So you are telling me that one brick of the eight thousand three hundred bricks that make up my little two bedroom house will be listening to me and recording my life and that of my partner
It will not record Julie’s life at all only interactions and the like
Why me
Because it has been programmed to
Would I be able to install a brick to record Julie’s life
No
Why
One brick one house
Why me
Why not
Do these bricks have a name
Yes
Carry on
They are called The Listening Bricks of Ne Paul