Functional

As I fell from my hotel window

I ordered a coffee and a newspaper

So that I might read an account

Of my suicide

 

Captain Du Kelly

Captain Du Kelly

Gave his sister

Glass beads

As she gave birth

 

Angers

In Angers I used

A wheel jack

To eat my cheese

 

Body Hair

Fish do not purchase razors

As they do not experience problems

With body hair

 

Marmoset

I drove my car

Without caution

So that I might collide

With a marmoset

 

Nude

I always throw

Cherry Tomatoes

At naked men