Far Fetch Fulham

I started my days

as an anonymous tattoo

on a celebrity arse

and ended them

as a much loved

illustrated manuscript

in the British Museum

 

Loo Paper No 9

The loo paper we use

has the number nine

printed on it

there is no reason for this

 

Naturist Camping with Natalie and Jean

is a book on Jewish cuisine

illustrated in Hebrew

it is reported to have sold well

in restricted communities