The three diaries of Joanna the Mad only came to light when my cleaner found them in an infant cupboard when searching for a cleaning agent

They did not tell me much about the mad queen with the exception that she was not mad but a reverse poet

She wrote a floral poem, Jogjakarta (now lost) as well as meditations on the Wild Dogs of Dahomey

The only surviving words that can be directly attributed to Joanna were found written in her fourth diary

The poem consists of two words

Hiss House

Now, as I am writing these notes

I can see that my staircase is very nearly full

So I will finish