The Pastoral Ramblings of Edward Sneed


One

I have been told not to eat ants

As they believe in the regeneration

Of the soul

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Two

If one places their hand into a bucketful of ants

Then they will crawl up your arm

And nest in your warm areas

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Three

When walking in the countryside

You will pass many dead ants

The cause of death

Is unlikely to be determined

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Four

Wagtails have never been aware

Of bus timetables

Although they nest close to bus stops

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Five  

Spiders never weave webs

In the vicinity of railway tracks

As flies do not care for trains

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Six

The earth worm is the most tolerant of creatures

It favours the properties of petrol

And is friendlier than the average goat

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