is staying with us in Hendon to hide from the press
everybody who lives in Hendon is famous
so she will not be noticed
her photograph has appeared in many magazines
but she appears plainer in real life
my wife treats her like a daughter
and the girl treats my wife
like the mother she never knew
apart from our love of tennis
I have very little in common
with the tennis professional’s girlfriend
although we both collect
Badges from Berlin