Miss Pettiffer the Lower
Knew more than
Miss Pettiffer the Higher
She could tell onyx from jesse
And gold from spite
Once a month
She would meet a Mr Turner
And they would spend hours
Discussing the Margate light
Miss Pettiffer the Higher
Was of the opinion
That Aberystwyth
Was the shiniest town in Wales
But Mr Turner disagreed
Noting that Red Rhyl was shinier
And that neither held the licence
To criticise Margate