As I walked along the main street in Deal
Listening to the greatest hits of Myfanwy Robb
I noticed that a number of bras
Had been attached to shop doors
When I enquired why these garments
Had been so liberally distributed
I was told that the mermaids were to blame
Which was the answer I expected
On the 26th of December 2015 a number of bras were found tied to the doors of shops in Deal