I had spent the morning dyeing the sea red
With the help of Tip and Lo
When we chanced upon a ship
In sight of nearby Sheerness
Do Not Touch
Do Not Come Near
The watery boards revealed
But we were told to ignore
These dull and frigid signs
For this was the home
Of the Mermaids of Kent
Who were shy beyond belief
Which I must confess
To my friends and I
Was something of a relief
But what of the munitions
The bullets and bombs
The reminders of the war
With only their heads above the waves
The mermaids smiled
The weapons were spared many years ago
And given to passing fish
Who distributed them so widely
On the ocean floor
That they can be quite easily missed
For the rest of the day and into the night
We partied sang and danced
With these mermaids shy
With these mermaids pure
With these mermaids full of grace
And wondered why the people
Who lived on the nearby isle
Avoided this magical place