You are drinking a Budweiser
Straight from the bottle
It is hot again in Paris
Earlier I purchased
A Herald Tribune tee shirt
From a small shop two blocks away
It cost me eighteen euros
But as you liked the movie so much
It was a small price to pay
To please me you have changed into the shirt
I tell you that I stole the garment
And that I am just a common criminal
You tell a cop
And I am arrested
I serve six months for theft
In a prison near Versailles
You do not visit me
And on my release
I return to our apartment
You tell me that you are pregnant
With a baby girl
We kiss and make up
And agree to call our child Patricia