I have a friend called Robert who died in a boating accident seventeen years ago
We often meet up for coffee
I have a pet Dodo which I have called Christine although its birth name is David
My father is blind
He was once a world famous artist
I still pose for him
Yesterday I purchased a photograph of a young couple and their weeping child
It appeared to have been taken in Portugal
It had rained heavily on the day of my purchase and the fields near to my shining home were flooded
This presented me with a problem so I removed my shoes and socks and began wading through the flooded areas
I had completed about a third of my journey when a sudden gust of wind blew the photograph from my grasp
Instantly I dived into the waters to rescue the child safe in the knowledge that both her parents were strong swimmers
In my spare time I paint dogs pink
I was the only girl on the train this morning but I was not worried as a seagull had eaten the station
I have an imaginary friend called Miranda
She lives on an island with her father
And a dog
Tomorrow I am travelling to Milan with a flea