You attended the meeting naked
With protest slogans
Painted on your breasts
We were all rather English
About your exhibition
Coffee was ordered
To inhibit your chill
And with our eyes averted
We continued our meeting
Discussing subjects of interest
Such as teaching and teaching methods
And successful marketing and the materials required
Secretly I admired your protest
But then I have always been a lazy romantic
On Wednesday the 29th of July 2016 Victoria Bateman a Cambridge academic attended a Faculty of Economics meeting naked with a protest slogan written across her breasts and stomach