Yesterday we were visited by a country parson

Who found us naked in the orangery

When he enquired of our dress

We told him that we were Adam and Eve

And that we were watching

The many trees grow in our garden

 

Yesterday we were visited by a country parson

Who found us naked in the orangery

When he enquired of Joanna’s swollen belly

We both laughed and embarrassed the poor man

As he was well aware of her condition

 

Yesterday we were visited by a country parson

Who found us naked in the orangery

When he enquired of our dress

A cloud extinguished the sun

For many minutes

A dragon appeared

Red in colour

From between your legs

It had seven heads and ten horns made from silver

The parson raised his hand and startled the poor creature

It fled into the darkened garden

And as it did so

It dislodged an apple

From the tree of golden crowns