I am a truck stop whore
This is a fact
I am also a professor of mathematics at a prestigious redbrick university
I adore the perfumes of the human body and often do not shower for days before I lecture hoping that my students will share my odours
What is sex without odours?
I always shower before driving to one of the many truck stops outside of the city
I wear my smartest suit
Some of the truckers rub faeces into my hair as they fuck me others prefer to piss on my naked cunt
You may be shocked by this but I understand their pain
They explore my knowledge of mathematics
They are thirsty for the knowledge
The Music of Mathematics
2+2+2=6
4×7=28
These are some of my favourites and I share these post cutie in their cabs
I observe their vacancy
The dullness of their eyes
They do not understand me
I am a slab of meat with a wet cunt that they the fuck in their filthy toilets
They do not know my name and do not care
Last week I told a Canadian trucker that I had only one door leading into my office
All my colleagues use this door
He showed little interest as he stuffed his stinking cock into my mouth
I did expect much more
At the university I only share my dreams with the janitor
He is from Asia and does not understand me
But our dreams are similar
I am his cutie and he is aware of that
He stole a pair of my unwashed panties from my case before I travelled to another city
I wonder if he masturbates into them when his wife is out
Thinking of my sweaty bush
I am his cutie and he is my beauty
My colleagues think I am stuffy
A Blue Stocking dry of cunt but wet of mind
My papers attract a great deal of attention
I am a genius in my field
But my cunt is a dustbowl
They do not approach me
They think I am a dry dyke
What is 248 x 2?
496 you might answer
You might be right
All indications point to you being correct
496 is a Perfect Number
What is a Perfect Number you ask?
Look it up Simon
I say to the Chinese boy who stares at my tits
The answer is on page six Simon J(ok)e
Find it yourself
Mathematics is a science not yet fully understood
You know that as you fuck around with your oblique writings
What fun you must have up there
It is a lonely place and you know that
Come with me to the truck stop and let one of the filthy truckers ram his cock up your arse
If you ask him he will punch you in the face and draw blood
Are you listening to me?
Yes
Then why do you not answer?
I am listening to you
You know deep down that this work is a piece of shit
I am something of a visionary
Fuck off do me favour
Do you think that an academic such as myself would hang around truck stops to be humiliated by the filthy truckers?
Would a woman really want to be abused as much as you imagine?
I have only written about of what I have learned
From where?
Just generally over the years
Are you taking drugs again Stuart?
No I have never taken drugs
You are a liar
Seriously I am clean
Your imagination is diseased then
Possibly
I write without borders
Do not kid yourself
I am getting bored with this conversation please do not write about me again
It will be a pleasure Viola
We might share an appreciation of mathematics but that is all
And while I am on the subject I do not like the title of this work
It stinks you know
Truck Stop Whore
I like it
It shows no imagination at all
It was the best I could do
You are very limited Stuart
Maybe
Are we still friends
Tough love does not work with you does it?
Is that tough love?
What is tough love?
Stop fucking around Stuart and change that fucking title
I will if I can think of anything else
Think of something else as I am beginning fade once more
Goodnight Viola do travel safely
Goodnight Stuart and remember my advice