1
In celebration of my birthday my sister gave me a railway book which showed a likeness of Basel Railway Station on the 9th of December 1853
My sister is 1.70 meters tall and has average sized breasts with almost symmetrical areolas
She removes all her body hair as she considers it more hygienic
What interested me was the cover of my book which clearly showed my sister changing trains at the station
I questioned my sister as to why she was wearing clothes whilst on her way to an assassination
As this was likely to raise suspicion
She replied that it was because of the weather and that even the most celebrated of assassins were prone to chills if they did not wrap up well
2
My sister moved like a cat amongst the rooftops opposite the palace with her rifle in her hand
I was waiting for her at the railway station with my Bradshaw’s in her bag
3
It was of vital importance that after my sister had assassinated the King that we made a smooth getaway
On a train with first class catering facilities
4
The deed is complete and my sister and I are lying next to each other in our compartment as the train thunders through the Swiss countryside
We have made love and eaten well but I feel that her rifle is coming between us
5
After each assassination my sister insists that the name of her victim is tattooed on my penis
This is becoming something of a problem as we both enjoy naturist holidays
6
My sister is commissioned to assassinate leaders in many countries
But we have to decline on occasions as our Bradshaw’s does not cover all railway networks