Las Palmas
In a dream a failed politician ordered many cases of fine wine
I knew this to be a scam
So I reported him to the authorities
Last week he committed suicide
By throwing himself from his apartment window
His daughter owned the apartment
She is married to my son
Who lives with his sister
In an apartment that overlooks the sea
Cop
I am a cop
I have worked in this town
For six years
My job is to clear up the mess others leave
And investigate the dark corners
I do not think the politician jumped
He was pushed
Why jump over a few cases of bent wine?
Tungsten
I have a passion for fast cars
And own a Porsche
A lot of people
Owe me favours
Which I often collect
Captain Alonso
Captain Alonso is keen for me to close this case
As the tourist season
Is almost upon us
And dead politicians
Are bad for business
Bisexual
My wife is bisexual
I knew this when I married her
Her life fits into the demands of my job
I am about to ask her
To seduce the politicians daughter
Who is also bisexual
And record their pillow talk
Rapper
My main suspect is a rapper from France
Who was also fucking
The daughter of the politician
But I have yet to discover his motive
Resolution One
Why did you kill the politician?
Because he was fucking your daughter
You killed him because you were jealous
No man I did not
I do not mind sharing my women
Then why?
That an easy question man
Is it?
It is an easy question
Then answer it
I killed the politician became he was fucking your daughter
And I respect you cops
I really do
Resolution Two
My wife killed the politician
Because he was fucking my daughter
She had become jealous
And did not want to share her
My wife wants me to forgive her
There is nothing to forgive
Resolution Three
I killed that motherfucker of a politician
There are enough scumbags on the island
Did you kill the motherfucker because he was fucking your daughter?
No
Then why did you kill the motherfucker?
Because of my fine wines
Your fine wines?
The motherfucker ripped me off
So you killed him because of your fine wines?
Yes
Is that a motive?
Yes
Why?
Because I find great comfort in my fine wines
Do you drink them often?
No I have never opened a bottle
Describe what you mean by comfort Raul
The colour
The touch
The feel of the glass bottles against your face
It is similar to that of a woman’s breast
But you would not know about that would you Captain Alonso?
Funeral
They buried the politician today
I represented the police force
His death has been recorded as a suicide
Suicides are quite common in Las Palmas
At this time of the year