Was the result of a football match player played on the 10th of May 1917
I did not attend this game as I was yet to be born
Indeed my mother had not yet been born
This would have made it doubly-difficult
For me to attend the game
So I decided to give it a miss
On the 27th of September 1967
Japan beat the Philippines 15-0
I did not attend this football match
As I was helping my mother with the washing up