John Wilmot the Second Earl of Rochester once wrote a poem on my pretty backside

I have never read his poem as I am forbidden mirrors

But I am told that it reads as follows

We have a pretty witty king
And whose word no man relies on
He never said a foolish thing
And never did a wise one

John liked his poem so much that he instructed that it be tattooed on my posterior for posterity

He told me never to bare my bottom in front of the King which is becoming increasingly difficult as the King has asked me to become his mistress