Alice in Pepsi Land

Alice had a mass of ginger hair

That stretched down to her waist

She was drinking a Pepsi Max

As she descended the long path

Into the underworld

Because it helped her to glow in the dark

 

Tournament One

Alice had a mass of ginger hair

That stretched down to her waist

When she played tennis

With the nuns of Saint Crotone

She always tied it back with a ginger ribbon