I try to remain hidden all day

Blending in with my surroundings

Red Red

Green Green

White White

It is more difficult in the mornings

As they are much smaller

Camouflage is an art

Which is not learnt in a day

I often make mistakes

Especially over breakfast

My partner always corrects me

And in appreciation I give her my camouflage shirt

To hide her nakedness

This enables us to remain hidden

For the rest of the day