Every Tuesday I meet my friend Tennis Bitch

For a game of chess in the Higher Park

She has won twenty-eight consecutive games

Against my poor serve although my backhand is strong

To anyone passing by we must look very odd

As she is very short and I am very tall

Tennis Bitch is obviously not her real name

As Joaquim Blue is not my birth name

But neither of us can remember our real names

Which in a way is a little comforting