A woman had been attacked near the oilfields
And Jesus of Nazareth was the main suspect
But I knew this to be untrue as Jesus was a kind and gentle man
And was not capable of such an evil
It was then that I decided to find the culprit myself
I dressed as an itinerant oil worker
And hung around the rigs doing odd jobs
The only difference was that I was carrying a gun
That I intended to use
My search took me a number of months
But when another woman was attacked
I was able to find the piece of shit responsible
It was at this moment that I made my biggest mistake
As the monster was far stronger than me
And was beating me to a pulp behind the refinery gates
I was about to die when a bullet ripped my assailants brain apart
Jesus was standing in the white shadows of the sun and was holding my weapon
He told me that he had blown the fucker back to the black hell
From where it had come and thanked me for my trust and love