Fabulous Michael walked me down to aisle of the day of my wedding

My father was unable to do this as he was walking down the aisle with his next wife

But my mother was in attendance as were my sisters cousins uncles and aunts

I had always admired Fabulous Michael as I knew that he would take the time out of his schedule to watch me shower and bathe

Even though he as completely blind

And soon after he dried me he would teach me about the Sour Winds of Tanganyika and other East African countries and islands

I have learnt a lot about wind patterns and as we sat next to the Cedar Rapids and I was hardly aware of the poor negroes being swept by as the diamond mines flooded upstream

But before I go further let me introduce myself

I am called Millie Milly a name which is rather silly but I prefer it to Veronika which I feel is too Germanic

My marriage is to a rich man called Jerome Green who is dying of Syphilis

It is marriage of convenience as on his death I will inherit his diamond mines and many of his farms

I will try to look after his sexual needs by showing him my breasts and allowing the servants to sleep with him

Fabulous Michael will arrange this for me as I am quite busy at present recruiting mercenaries to help settle the beastly uprisings in the east

I always allow Fabulous Michael to sleep in my bed and I do not wear night garments as he tells me that he is allergic to many materials

He touches me intimately which I find pleasurable but I know that he has no carnal desires as he finds the house boys far more attractive than me

This is such a happy valley and I am of the opinion that even the best places in London could not match my home

But you should know that I have never visited London as I died of Typhus over thirty years ago and God in his infinite majesty has let me return to my life as he admires my love for all creatures great and small