A lot of people think that I have an image to protect
That is total bollocks as I could do anything
And still not harm my image
You have to accept that being
The Son of God
Does go a long way in life
A few days ago I checked in
To see if you guys were still loving each other
As I was a little worried that standards had fallen
Well being an arse I came down without a mask
And one thing led to another and I was refused
Entry into Boots because I did not have a face covering
I tried to explain that I was The Son of God
But the young lady would have none of it
And I had to fork out 395 for a pack of three
This left me a bit short and I was unable to get God’s prescription
Until a local woman recognised me and paid for the pills
I asked her if I could do anything in return
She told me that her husband had contracted a dose
Whilst visiting Wolverhampton on works do
I asked her whether she had forgiven him for fucking around
She said she had although she was still pissed with him for infecting her soon afterwards
So I called them together in The Green Dragon and performed a miracle
My new friends left happy in the knowledge that they had been cleansed
And that Wolverhampton appeared to be heading for another lockdown
It was then that my mobile went off
Dad was chasing me as his back was aching again
So I had to catch the first train back
As did not want him nagging me for the rest of eternity