I have a friend called Rachel R who has never been in a long relationship

She does not have much going for her as she is fat and rather plain

But of late Rachel has been very happy as she has met an Israeli chap

Who does not judge her on her looks or the fact that she is considerably overweight

Although I have never met her latest boyfriend I know his father very well

 As I chat to him quite frequently during the day and dream about him at night