Tiffany on Toast lost her father at fifteen in a mining accident
So she killed the owner of the mine
A year later she lost her mother to a smoking related disease
So she killed the owner of the tobacco company as well as two fund managers whose investments helped the killer company to expand
Her crimes confused the clueless cops
And then the trail went cold
At the age of eighteen Tiffany on Toast took Holy Orders
And never returned them
This was her last crime
She can now be found dispensing love
From s small church in Warwickshire