On the 29th of February 2016 I swallowed a bullet whilst flying between Paris and Prague

I had smuggled the bullet on board in a can of talcum powder without being detected

When I returned from the toilet I became unwell and lost consciousness

Later I found myself on the wing of the aircraft with two visiting angels

One was wearing black and the other was wearing white

They were both cross with me for trying to destroy my life

From my position I could see the crew giving me first aid in my seat

They were successful in their treatment and I soon expelled the bullet

Two months later I was sent to prison for my crime and placed on suicide watch