Pink Hairbrush
I sold my pink hairbrush to a greengrocer six months ago
To this day I am not sure why I did this
As it left me without a hairbrush
My hair became matted and I began to resemble Medusa
Needless to say this did little for my social life
And boyfriends were a problem too
The Love Life of Comets
I often lie in bed with Sarah Connor
And worry about comets
To all intents and purposes they are lovely creatures
But unlucky in love
Their sex life is almost non existent
This makes me very sad
But then again I am just a helpless girl
With snakes in her hair