Horses Damage Hotels
This morning whilst shaving I saw a pigeon in difficulties
On a slate green roof opposite
It was trying to climb to the summit of the roof
But was slipping wet slipping without significant progress
A passing duck suggested flight but its advice was ignored
Over breakfast at the Albion Hotel I thought of the poor pigeon
Slipping and wet slipping on that slate grey roof
But when I looked for it again soon after my meal
The small bird had vanished and was said to be riding
Wild sea horses in Compton Bay
As I contemplated this information
I complemented my wife on her fine breasts
For she had forgotten to dress
After her morning shower
Which was an easy mistake to make in a Victorian Beach Hotel
Crabs at Freshwater Bay
During my brief stay I discovered that there were no crabs
To be found in Freshwater Bay
This concerned me as I admired the creatures
And took care not to consume them
I was told by the starfish
That the builders were to blame
Which I only partially believed as starfish are not to be trusted