She was ready to elope with her engine driver
They had made plans to move away
But her brothers soon became aware of her cunning idea
And tried to persuade her to stay
But she was blinded by her impossible love
And her brothers had to protect their sister
So they removed the rails of the driver’s road
Just to prove how much they would miss her
In Ulster in 1858 a girl fell in love with an engine driver and planned to elope with him on his train
To stop this happening her brothers diverted the train into a bog
With sincere apologises to William McGonagall