Feeling tired and need a seat
Sit down here and rest your feet
It is too late now as the bench is gone
Forget your breeding and sit on the grass
But not after it rains
As it will dampen your arse
Note – from 1950 to 1995 a small memorial bench was situated on the north side of the church in Greyfriars Kirkyard Edinburgh
It fell into disrepair and was not replaced