Fat Woman Collective

Lets Riot

Not Diet

I am giving up cops for lent

So should you

 

Not Locked

Yesterday I walked into my friends bathroom

And found my hippie cousin naked in the bath

She did not find my presence upsetting

On the contrary she began discussing our walk

I told her that she had lied to me

As she did not have tattoos on her body

She smiled at me and quietly said

What is this world without humour

 

Bats

If we left the bats alone

Then you would not have

To waste your valuable time

Reading this shitty poem