I am writing a book about Princess Anne
Who is the quietest member of the Royal Family
I rather admire her as a person
Although her dress sense is quite stale
I am also reading the poems of Robert Herrick
Julia purchased a book of his poems for me
When she last visited Market Drayton on business
I have never been to Market Drayton on business
But I have been to West Drayton on business
Julia has never visited West Drayton on business
My favourite poem of his is –
No Spouse but a Sister
Julia’s favourite poem of his is –
The Peter-Penny
Which is also my name
Julia does not share my name
As we had different fathers
Even though we were conjoined at birth
We have lived together for many years
It is a comfortable arrangement
And is much admired in Heaven