I have a cousin in Germany
Who has the unusual name
Of Lotus Weiser Wep
I have only met her once
But we correspond frequently
My cousin is impossibly beautiful
Although she considers herself quite plain
Later this year when the restrictions lift
We are planning to travel to South East Asia
As we both have a deep interest in Buddhism
But for present we must satisfy ourselves
With the Buddha figurines
That we keep on identical bookshelves
In our lonely top floor flats