I quite often moon at robins

As I do not care for Christmas

And do not wish to receive presents

 

Mooning at Hammersmith Bridge

Each morning at about seven

My wife moons at Hammersmith Bridge

I am not sure why she does this

But am told that one of her ancestors

Designed this beautiful crossing

 

Mooning in Marriage

When my wife and I wake up in the morning

The first thing we do is to moon each other

We have done this since the early days of our relationship

As we both like to take our time when cleaning our teeth

 

Brother Sun Sister Moon

Each morning my sister enters my room

And moons at me before taking a shower

In response I lift an illuminated orange orb

Which has a passing resemblance to the sun

She giggles and runs away playfully

And I return to my my Frankfurt diary