This is where she drowned
She did not drown
They found her body on this beach
She was a strong swimmer
Although the sea can be treacherous a sandbank protects this area
The waters are never calm
On the top of that small cliff there used to be cottage
Which fell into the sea some thirty years ago
The cottage was the home of a poor fisherman
Who would sail every day in search of fish
But he never brought any back
Why
Because he argued with them on each trip and returned them to the sea as a punishment
This is a private beach and I insist that you leave
Property is theft
Pardon
Property is theft
I do not understand you
It was a saying of the anarchist Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
Nobody owns this beach
If you do not leave I will fetch my father and he owns a shotgun
Madame you are indecent
In your eyes maybe
This is a private beach and if you do not leave I will call the cops
Here please use my mobile
Shoot them father please shoot them
Ah the armed struggle
Shoot them father
I do not own a gun
Look at her father she is indecent
In your eyes
I own this beach as it is part of the property
Property is theft
Then I shall invite you for tea
Property should be shared
She is buried in the churchyard on the point
There is no church on the point
You are mistaken
I am looking in that direction and I can see no church
The drowned heiress is buried there
She did not drown
The currents are treacherous
The waters in this area are quite benign due to the proximity of the sandbank
I purchased this property from the estate of the drowned heiress
The beach which was once owned by the village was included in the sale
There is no village for miles
The heiress did not drown
I know
As soon as saw you on the beach I recognised you
Then why did your daughter want us shot
Take no notice of her as she is mad
I am not mad father
Forgive her as she has not been the same
I am not mad father
She has not been the same since her husband died
He is not dead
Ignore her
I saw him set sail this morning
He will bring us all fish
Your husband is buried in the church on the point
He will bring us fish you know
That is unless he gets into an argument with them again
He often argues with his catch