Eileen lived in Dorchester Avenue in Isleworth
With her Mum and Dad
She liked Isleworth and often visited the shops
To see what was new and was about to be delivered
For her second thirty-sixth birthday
The kind manager at the local Tesco Express
Let Eileen see the six storerooms in the store
This made her very happy so happy
That she decided to build a storeroom of her own
In her parents back garden near the railway fence
Here she watched the hourly trains pass by
Whilst scanning barcodes to ensure a precise stock rotation
Her dedication to this task was soon recognised by others
And now she is the Senior Stock Controller at Vincent Buy Me Flowers
Which is situated opposite the funeral parlour in Isleworth High Street