Camus once spoke about the absurdity of being killed in a car crash 

I think that he should have added that it would be just as absurd 

To die of a smoking related disease after too many cigarettes 

Or to drink oneself to death in middle age 

Ophelia smiled at me but averted her gaze

I am going to jump off of the Dover cliffs tomorrow 

Would consider that absurd Phillip 

Are you suicidal 

No I am happy with you and my life 

Then why are you planning to jump from the Dover cliffs 

Because I am interested in the mysteries of flight

But does not your education tell you that you will be smitten on the rocks below

I might fly like the sea birds 

You have no wings 

How do know that 

I have seen you naked

You have no wings

Do you find my theatre absurd 

No I find it quite enjoyable 

But do not jump from the cliffs tomorrow 

I do not intend to 

It was never my intention to jump from the cliffs 

That is good to know 

I may have wings you know

But I choose not to fly