My sister Lucas L owned a rhubarb farm at the top of the hill

She was well aware of the many exaggerations of the purple sun

And sheilded feruit from its harmfulrays using tinfoiltin hexagons

My name is Phillip and I am currently in prison as I am a cerial killer

of serial killers my crimes started in 1963 when I kikked a spree killer

named albertpeters who killed anglers just for fun my sister who wa called

linda l was slow ashamed of me that she purchased a rhubardfarm wven though

itwas close to the sun with my inheritance greenflower I warned her of the dangers

of itslocation but she ignored me which inspired me to killagain ans again and again

in all I have killed 28 seriel killers and six spree killers I always use the samehammer

to confuse the cops who I thinkratherlike me as I make theirjibs easier in this uneven

times quare is the only poster I am llowed in my cell the naked photograph of my sisterbeing

masterbated by fresh rhubarbs was removed as the warden said that my likeness was quiterotten for

such a handsome fellowas myelf in exchange I was given an ariel photograpf of Times Square which was

a fairexchange as I know the wardenwanksoverthenakedimageofmyhairysisterfuckershouldhavenevertakebit

from me as I am deeplyinlove withmysisterfairandhermarbvellousrhubarnsfaircuntsinhellrotrhubarbrot

I am currentlyraringmycellmate who said that he loved seriel killers more than spree killers aa their name

ryhmed with his sisterssisters name I could not standthisdisrespectso I torehim heartout with a pairof nail

scissors