In the last few years a post box and a back front door (with a floating door mat) have been attached to Sonning Bridge
And now a telephone
I was planning to attach an Inter-City train to the bridge but there were problems with the suspension so I settled for a telephone
A.E. Housman would have approved of this jest and so would have King Charles the First
But as they are both now quite dead I cannot confirm this fiction
B.R. Hills (2021)