I was born in Devon but raised in Cornwall
My hair is golden blond which suits my tan
It is said that I have Germanic features
Although I feel that I have gentler looks
I left university with a double first
Of which I am immensely proud
I am not using it at present
As I am travelling through Europe with Daisy
When we find ourselves fully exhausted
We might return and use our degrees
Our trips are funded by my modelling
Which pays well although I do not enjoy it
As I am being forever pestered by clinging homosexuals
Who hang around like drunken flies
I met my girlfriend Daisy at university
And was attracted to her innocence and beauty
As well as he her soft feline features
She moves like a cat and seems to walk on air
To use a cliche she is my Golden Girl
We live on the golden beaches and live golden lives
Yet a times I look at bedroom doors
With Daisy snug in my arms
And wonder when it will all end if it ends at all
I try not to approach these rancid doors
For fear of releasing all the foul things
That linger unseen in other rooms
Daisy’s Angelic Bikini
I favour your white bikini Daisy
Above all the coloured ones
As it is more transparent
After you have swum in the sea
I adore honesty above everything else
As this in turn creates harmony
And smooths our paths of affection