When I visited the beach this morning there was a large ship close to the shore

I thought nothing of this as ships of all sizes anchor within sight of San Antonio

I have lived in San Antonio all my life and ran my late fathers hardware store

But today was different as a sea fog had descended and had quickly hidden the ship

This was not the only strange thing thing that was happening

For when I opened up the store I found my sister Joan quite naked in the stock room

She was playing chess with Mr Meadows who until he retired was the towns dentist

It was obvious that Joan was ahead as Mr Meadows had lost his queen

 

to be continued