I often share a bath with my publisher
And discuss my forthcoming books
Her name is Georgie Jane Joe
And she owns GJJ Publishing
I soap her breasts with a silken sponge
Until she is quite aroused and closes her eyes
That is the secret of my seductions
But I am not a lesbian far from it
It is because I am a poor writer
And will some day be found out
Nobody will read my trashy novels
And my publisher will drop me like a stone
So I think that it is wise to insure oneself
Against eventualities such as this