Alec Hampshire took acid before he slept with my sister
This differs from me as before Alex and I fuck
I drink warm milk from a nearby farm
Alex took no stimulants before fucking Alec
As he was hung like a horse/giraffe/willow tree
Which fill me with jealously as my nickname is little a
Alec has suggested a 3/4/5 but this is not my scene
I think that Alex likes me best as we share blood
And that Alec/Andrea/Apricot and Alice are passing fancies
From Tales from the Eastern Seaboard (1990)