My dream was quite odd as I dreamt that QPR

Had lost 2-10 to Crystal Palace at Loftus Road

 

This was followed by a dream

About a factory that made sacks

For the peter potato market

I was the quality assurance manager

But did not care for the post

As I disliked potatoes named peter

 

It was 1027 when my alarm sounded

I strolled to the kitchen at the back of the house

And found you watching a commuter train pass

You were quite naked apart from a red ribbon in your hair

Lucy van Pelt was making coffee and offered me one

In my secretly stolen Snoopy and Woodstock mug

 

I had to decline as I was allergic

To the music of coffee

And did not want to chance a reaction

As I had an important client meeting at 1414

 

After a while I commented on the symmetry of your tan lines

Which far from spoiling your tan complemented it

In another universe I could see tan lines like yours

Being a must have will have fashion accessory

 

By now you are sitting opposite me and we both watch a freight train pass

The driver is smiling I wonder if he has seen your breasts

I tell you that you are the best pen pal that I ever have met

You smile and tell me that you are my sister and it is time to wake up