I told you not to drink too much coffee
What a moron you are
Did they teach you nothing in Girl Scouts
Coffee is a diarrhetic and I should know
You were here at the last Summer Camp
When I drank Snoopy’s stale coffee
And had to shit in the woods
Where I found the poisoned ivy
And ended up in ER
I still have the scars you know
They have ruined my life
It is likely when I am older
That I might have to suffer
The menace of the dark surgeons knife